"Development Teams do not increase prefomance according to Moore's Law, as CPU's do." -- JeffGrover
"But the heat still increases exponentially" -- DanBowen
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the com.symantec.mvp.security.agent.Kitchen" -- VardLott
Here is a little acronmym to help us remember what to consider in estimating our stories:
I |
ntegration |
S |
calability |
S |
curity |
T |
esting |
U |
sability |
P |
erformance |
I |
18N |
D |
ocumentation |
We are the _D_ in Stupid? -- JustaDocWriter
At least you are not the _Capitial_ *S*. -- Lorin
When your best option is to ignore the customer, you know you have a problem -- ZhonJohansen
A XP customer is not a true customer. An XP story is not a true story.
Six words you'll never hear: We've frozen the code this iteration. -- JeffGrover
Agile Development Methology -- JeffGrover
- Chapter 1: The speed of light, programmer productivity, and other unreachable goals.
- Chapter 2: Things to remember, stupid!
- Chapter 3: Lies, damn lies, and Customers
- Chapter 4: Spawning a new development methodology
- Chapter 5: Only the paraniod fail.